Crybaby Capitalism
Welcome to Crybaby Capitalism, a hyper-feminine fantasy economy built by girls who simply decided they want nicer things.
We make rage-bait t-shirts & emotionally unhinged apparel for girls with good taste and unstable budgets.
The Brand
We're a girl owned clothing brand.
Fully satire.
100% cotton t-shirts.
Because pretty girls deserve the best outfits to scroll Pinterest in.
We only believe in cute, comfy, and quality clothing.
🚨 Important Notices 🚨
We don't actually run a country (yet).
We don't offer financial advice.
We don't hate men (we just tax them emotionally).
